Score: 9

"What the fuck."

submission: Ederon: Turning Tide

date: May 21, 2008

Fix the wall shit. You need perfect timing to dig under the wall for it to work, otherwise when coming up you just hit it or some crazy shit.

That is all.

Score: 10

"Awesome."

submission: The Torture Game 2

date: May 11, 2008

I think I'll be the third person in a row to use the word "Awesome" in the review summary. Though that is, indeed, what this game is.

I would only suggest improving the paint feature, so it only paints when your on their body, and improving the razor thing. Perhaps let the player move around the razor while clicking to "slice" off certain body parts

Perhaps letting the player choose if the target is female or male (or a child ^^) would be good too.

I fail to see why you didn't include any in-game adverts, or get a sponsorship, for this game. You could probably make some cash from it.

Again, fun game. It deserves a better score. Like that piece of shit "Pineapples" movie that got submitted today.

Score: 2

"Meh."

submission: FLYMNESS I

date: April 26, 2008

You grabbed the source files from Emanuele's tutorial, and just stuck some of your own art on. Your art was alright, I guess, but meh.

:(

Score: 10

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submission: Hentai Tits Porn Fuck

date: April 23, 2008

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Score: 1

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submission: The Frustration Game

date: April 21, 2008

The menu, the design, the layout, even some of the shitty jokes, were blatant copies of the things in Worlds Hardest Game.

Everything apart from the gameplay, which was the generic mouse avoider game, was mimmiced from the game, "Worlds Hardest Game".

I hated WHG originally, but let it go as I could admit that it was rather addictive and entertained me, but to see something like this get past with that score, which is higher than some games that developers worked on for months, is painful.

:(

(OKAY, IT'S TIME TO START RATING THIS REVIEW AS "ABUSIVE" BECAUSE YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR SELF ESTEEM UP)

Score: 1

"Oh, congratulations"

submission: SM Pimp Out.

date: April 17, 2008

You learnt how to spend a few seconds to make an ugly bevel filter.

Score: 10

"Holy shit!"

submission: Pickleman Begins Betatest

date: April 14, 2008

I can't believe this is just the beta! It's already brilliant.

Addictive and fun, as well as challenging!

I'm putting this on my favorites, I can't wait for the final version to be released.

Just a tip though, the graphics could be a little better. Add a little shading or something and it'll be great.

Again, awesome game. Keep it up!

Score: 10

"Hi babe"

submission: CannonCrotch

date: March 25, 2008

The stars are how the review rating system works, you choose how many "stars" you want to give the game. For example, I gave it 10.

Score: 10

"Awesome game!"

submission: Drunken Masters

date: March 20, 2008

This is definitely one of my favourite flash games.. it's original, fun to play, and has a lot of playing time. I also enjoyed some of the jokes you threw in.

You had EFG in it.. you damn /b/tard, you >:3

Score: 10

"yay :3"

submission: You're Not Cool

date: February 7, 2008

biciklz ftw lol

i scored 0 im bettr than u