Score: 10

"THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER"

submission: A series of stupid events

date: July 10, 2008

EVEREVEREVER

Score: 1

"I Call Bullshit"

submission: Flash Chat V3

date: June 12, 2008

The people "chatting" in there are fake bots, to trick you. it's not really online, or real, or anything.

Prove me wrong.

Score: 9

"What the fuck."

submission: Ederon: Turning Tide

date: May 21, 2008

Fix the wall shit. You need perfect timing to dig under the wall for it to work, otherwise when coming up you just hit it or some crazy shit.

That is all.

Score: 10

"Awesome."

submission: The Torture Game 2

date: May 11, 2008

I think I'll be the third person in a row to use the word "Awesome" in the review summary. Though that is, indeed, what this game is.

I would only suggest improving the paint feature, so it only paints when your on their body, and improving the razor thing. Perhaps let the player move around the razor while clicking to "slice" off certain body parts

Perhaps letting the player choose if the target is female or male (or a child ^^) would be good too.

I fail to see why you didn't include any in-game adverts, or get a sponsorship, for this game. You could probably make some cash from it.

Again, fun game. It deserves a better score. Like that piece of shit "Pineapples" movie that got submitted today.

Score: 2

"Meh."

submission: FLYMNESS I

date: April 26, 2008

You grabbed the source files from Emanuele's tutorial, and just stuck some of your own art on. Your art was alright, I guess, but meh.

:(

Score: 10

"Holy shit!"

submission: Pickleman Begins Betatest

date: April 14, 2008

I can't believe this is just the beta! It's already brilliant.

Addictive and fun, as well as challenging!

I'm putting this on my favorites, I can't wait for the final version to be released.

Just a tip though, the graphics could be a little better. Add a little shading or something and it'll be great.

Again, awesome game. Keep it up!

Score: 10

"Hi babe"

submission: CannonCrotch

date: March 25, 2008

The stars are how the review rating system works, you choose how many "stars" you want to give the game. For example, I gave it 10.

Score: 10

"Awesome game!"

submission: Drunken Masters

date: March 20, 2008

This is definitely one of my favourite flash games.. it's original, fun to play, and has a lot of playing time. I also enjoyed some of the jokes you threw in.

You had EFG in it.. you damn /b/tard, you >:3

Score: 10

"yay :3"

submission: You're Not Cool

date: February 7, 2008

biciklz ftw lol

i scored 0 im bettr than u

Score: 6

"Interesting Game.."

submission: Cosmic Trail

date: November 9, 2007

It was a good idea for a flash game, but had a lot of flaws that really cut on my enjoyment. Such as:

- No interactivity in music. There was no mute button, nor other choices of song. Just an annoying loop.

- The graphics. I saw that you even got a separate person for these, but they were still disappointing. It looked like you got most of the stuff from Google Images, and even then the background seemed bad quality. Also, there could be a different level for each background?

- The controls were annoying. Though you might have meant for it to be hard to get used to, it's best if it's just simple. This might have made a better game if you could only go left, right, up, and down, and no annoying controls (pacman type controls.)

- The HitTest you used was also irritating, I could get hit, or the meteor could hit me, when it was no-where near even touching it.

- The Menu was good but seemed plain, and you could have added a glow effect or an outline to make it more readable when you died, because you couldn't see it properly with the background.

It had potential, and I played it for a few minutes, but it had a lot of flaws and bugs.